Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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