Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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