The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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