Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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