i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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