just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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