You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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