what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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