I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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