First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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