My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
