They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want a musical about memes.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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