Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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