Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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