was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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