But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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