I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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