Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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