wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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