There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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