NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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