"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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