if i can run in heels then i can drive
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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