i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
being pregnant is like rehab
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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