chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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