i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it's like iHOP with fire
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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