Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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