Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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