I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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