let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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