remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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