Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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