Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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