what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i drank out of a bidet.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I believe in your delicious
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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