I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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