the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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