I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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