if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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