He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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