summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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