yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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