What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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