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i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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