Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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