I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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