a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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