Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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