Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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