windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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