Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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