You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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