Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no, he came in my armpit
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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