It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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